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| "you can tell when he's lying - if his lips are moving, he is..." | Ever been in one of those situations where you're thinking 'If only I'd said this or that' after someone sets themselves up for a free for all slagging match? Most people have. It's the brains ability to come up with excellent put down lines thirty seconds after the event is over. This site is dedicated to all those times where a good put down line could set you up as world leader (or higher if the line is that good!) |
| These insults aren't vicious, or downright nasty. They're just clever. People will respect a clever insult rather than the more base style that is more commonly used. Clever shows imagination and wit. Vulgar insults are - well the term 'vulgar' covers it really. Try to remember that when you come up with insults of your own. | "she thinks she's a siren. Looks more like a false alarm to me..." |
| "if they ever put a price on your head, take it..." | I've divided them into five different categories that cover the more popular requirements for insult use. |
| This site will constantly be updated so check back often. You can also E-Mail me with your insults and I'll put them onto the relevant page. Please mark your E-Mail 'INSULTS FOR FORTUNE CITY' and remember to select which heading it is to go under. Hear from you soon! | "she's the preverbial good time that was had by all..." |
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